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  Brent Looking for New Work!

I am available as of September 30, 2003 for jobs in the following field of expertise:

• Threat and Vulnerability Management (TVM)

• Senior Network and Security Architect

• Senior Software Architect

• Project Management (PM)

• Contracts with the State of California

 I have over 10 years experience including working with 5 CA State agencies and significant work with B2B projects in the private sector. My new crappy resume is here and my old crappy resume is here. I am hoping I will have posted a resume I actually like very soon. Please call me for more information. Thanks, Brent

Introducing Joan Appétit!

For years I have been astounded by my friend's unique perspective on life, especially including food but her opinions never stop there. I have urged Joan to start a column in which to share her knack for spotting classy, high-quality, and healthy restaurant choices. Upon reflection I hope she does not stop there because much of her perspectives on life could easily be a best-of list for living. Look for the first edition of her column here soon!

Beware of Artificial Sweeteners!

I have found more alarming research that casts a reasonable doubt on the safety of artificial sweeteners and as a means for controlling weight. I am very concerned for my children and all of the children I see casually consuming these toxins. I will post these new articles very soon (I've been very busy).

Monsanto Hid Decades Of Pollution!

PCBs Drenched Ala. Town, But No One Was Ever Told by Michael Grunwald

ANNISTON, Ala. -- On the west side of Anniston, the poor side of Anniston, the people ate dirt. They called it "Alabama clay" and cooked it for extra flavor. They also grew berries in their gardens, raised hogs in their back yards, caught bass in the murky streams where their children swam and played and were baptized. They didn't know their dirt and yards and bass and kids -- along with the acrid air they breathed -- were all contaminated with chemicals. They didn't know they lived in one of the most polluted patches of America. SEE MORE....

IMPORTANT Nutrasweet Article

I cannot guarantee the authenticity of these articles, but I know I'm convinced.

La Jolla High School Class of 1983 Reunion

What is this doing on my website? Is this technology based? No, but darn it was a great party and it was really fantastic to see some old friends. An article will be forthcoming...

Updated technology pages!

Alas there is still much work to be done. However, by all means, please check them out including a new article near the bottom of the page about a female lizard that wins the battle of the sexes! Check out http://www.bahzone.net/mirror/index.html.

Torg, as promised!

As promised I bought your book and I am posting a link to it here to encourage all to pick your book up for a little pleasure read. It was great seeing you again! Here it is:

Historical Role Analysis in the Study of Religious Change : Mass Educational Development in Norway, 1740-1891
by John T. Flint (Torg)

Great Ideas for Any Special Woman

 

T3 Rise of the Machines Is Out, Has Anyone Seen It?

Would you be willing to give me your personal review in my guest book? What about for children? Check out the trailer: (small, medium, large). Click on images below for larger versions.

  

Tracked the Man Down!!

I decided to finally track down my college buddy Adam Duritz. (An inspirational person for me when it really counted in my life.) I decided his website fan mail might get me through the super-star barrier. What a cool dude - he reads all of his fan mail on his message board and he found my message. Very Cool, thanks Adam!

  Great Technical Support Skit

Play It (Video)

Very Funny - Read This...

Women's quote of the day

"Men are like fine wine.  They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Men's counter quote of the day

"Women are like fine wine.  They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

	UC Davis Computer Science Alumni Website
Committed to providing alumni with a lifelong connection to the Department of Computer Science, to foster communication, growth, and shared activities among alumni, faculty, and students. Providing a forum for career opportunities, professional advancement, and continuing education. Please stay in touch with the department by completing the online form on our website.

State Kills Project to Link Welfare Networks

Here's a great article from the Los Angeles Times that explains project oversight and "auditing" of IT projects. Check out this article, it is very well written and explains a lot.

ID 99 Conference in San Diego

The SANS Intrusion Detection and Response Conference is being held in my home town, San Diego, the week of February 9 through February 13.  Click here for real time conference notes...

Sacramento Bee Reports on Synergex Gas

See the article from the December 11th issue of the Sacramento Bee, "Synergex steps on the gas with a plan for growth: Branching out by acquisition"

Looking for a New Job in Sacramento? 

Try This Salary Calculator: http://www.sacbee.com/ib/tools/salary.html

Network Problems on a Windows 98 network?

This is a pretty good KB article from Microsoft about network problems with Microsoft Windows 98.  Take a peek....

A Great Story to Start Your Day!

I love to Work on Law Enforcement Projects!

I performed project and technical oversight on the Parole LEADS project with the California Department of Corrections .  I started Wednesday, February 18, 1999! I've also worked many other projects with the Department of Corrections, Department of Justice, Prison Industry Authority, Prison Reception Centers (part of CDC Institutions). I'll post more on those soon.

More information about LEADS:

PAROLE LEADS THE WAY WITH NEW AUTOMATED SYSTEM

AB 1275 Parole: Law Enforcement Automated Data System (as of 10/6/97)

Robert Stinson, User Project Administrator of the California Department of Corrections’ (CDC) Parole Automation System

This is from a limerick contest in Oxnard, California.

One of the requirements was to use the words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners:

Entry #1:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Entry #2:
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

Entry #3:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown.

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